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Blue Origin, Jeff Bezos, New Shepard, Space, Wally Funk, Spaceflight Meanwhile… Wally Funk Is The Star Of Bezos' Blue Origin Space Mission

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE’RE DOING ARE WE FISHING OR RIDING A PONY, gtgt Jon, WE’RE, RIDING., gtgt, Stephen, ALL RIGHT, GOOD. JON. I HAVE A RARE CORRECTION TO MAKE.. I HAVE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE ON THE SHOW BEFORE SO I’M, NOT SURE EXACTLY HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS NOW.. But DURING THE MONOLOGUE. Remember THE IRISH GYMNAST JUMPING ON THE CARDBOARD BED AND SAYING I’M SURE IT’S STURDY ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX ON. He WAS IMPLYING. gtgt Jon YES., gtgt Stephen, I MISPRONOUNCED HIS NAME.. I BELIEVE I CALLED HIM RYAN MCCLENNAN HAN HAN. LAUGHTER. His NAME IS REEZE McCLAN AHAN, A HAN. LAUGHTER FOLKS. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE SETTING UP MY NEWS, EASEL LAYING IN THE MOST TOPICAL BRUSH, STROKES, CHOOSING THE MOST RELEVANT COLORS ALL TO FAITHFULLY CAPTURE FOR YOU, THE SOUL OF THE STORIES OF THE DAY IN THE OIL ON CANVAS MASTERPIECE. That IS MY MONOLOGUE., BUT SOMETIMES JUST SOMETIMES FOLKS. I SET A LIQUOR STORE ON FIRE AND COME BACK THE NEXT DAY TO SCRAPE SOME CHARCOAL OFF THE BURNT TIMBERS USE THE CARDBOARD FROM THE DISCARDED REFRIGERATOR BOX I’VE BEEN CALLING HOME FOR THE WEEKEND. Then HARASS TOURISTS TO ETCH THE OFFENSIVE BOARDWALK CARICATURE OF NEWS – THAT IS MY SEGMENT gtgt ECHOING VOICE, MEANWHILE CHEERS AND APPLAUSE gtgt Stephen IT’S, AN ACIES IN THE DESERT, IS WHAT IT IS. IT’S A COOL DRINK OF WATER., GIVES HOPE TO WEARY NATIONS., quotMEANWHILEquot, …, LAUGHTER, BILLIONAIRE Humanoid JEFF BEZOS LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO SPACE TOMORROW MORNING, AND HE MADE THE ROUNDS TODAY WITH HIS CREWMATES TO DISCUSS THE MOST FASCINATING THING ABOUT SPACE EXPLORATION, HIM.

, gtgt, EVERYBODY WHO HAS BEEN TO SPACE. Every ASTRONAUT COMES BACK AND THEY SAY IT CHANGED THEM SOMEHOW.. I DON’T KNOW HOW IT’S GOING TO CHANGE ME, BUT I KNOW IT’S GOING TO AND I’M EXCITED TO FIND OUT HOW.. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT GOING TO MEAN FOR ME.. Everybody WHO’S BEEN TO SPACE SAYS IT CHANGES THEM IN SOME WAY. I’M. Just REALLY EXCITED TO FIGURE OUT HOW IT’S GOING TO CHANGE ME. gtgt STEPHEN PERSONALLY. I HOPE IT CHANGES HIM INTO A PERSON WHO PAYS TAXES., CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PIANO RIFF, ANY ONE DOLLAR APPLAUSE, BUT THE TRUE STAR OF THE BLUE ORIGIN SHOW IS 82 YEAR OLD, WALLY FUNK. A PIONEERING AMERICAN AVIATOR. THERE. She IS. A NAME. I ASSUME SHE GOT AFTER REPLACING BOOTSIE COLLINS IN PARLIAMENT. LAUGHTER. Now FUNK WAS ONE OF THE SO CALLED MERCURY. 13 13 WOMEN WHO WENT THROUGH THE RIGOROUS MERCURY TRAINING PROGRAM, OFTEN SURPASSING THE MEN BUT WERE ALL DENIED THE CHANCE TO BE ON THE MISSION., BUT NOW SHE’S GOING TO SPACE, AND HERE SHE IS TALKING TO OUR GOOD FRIEND GAYLE KING, THIS MORNING. gtgt, NOW YOU’RE BEING Described AS THE OLDEST PERSON TO GO INTO SPACE, WHICH I THINK IS VERY COOL. gtgt, BUT I FEEL LIKE I’M 24. LAUGHTER, IT’S GREAT., gtgt STEPHEN, OH, YES, WE ALL KNOW FEELING 24 IS GREAT.. Y’Know COULDN’T AFFORD A CAR SELLING TSHIRTS AT AN IMPROV THEATER IN CHICAGO LIVING IN A FRIEND’S BASEMENT, TRYING TO SELL FUTON FRAMES YOU MADE OUT OF 2 BY 4’S .

.., OR SO A FRIEND TOLD ME. LAUGHTER. Meanwhile, IN ORDER TO CHANGE PUBLIC PERCEPTION OF SHARKS, AUSTRALIAN SCIENTISTS SEEK TO REBRAND SHARK ‘ATTACKS’ AS INTERACTIONS OR INCIDENTS. AS IN I’M SORRY MA’A’M, A SHARK INTERACTED WITH YOUR HUSBAND’S TORSO AND HE IS EXPERIENCING A NOT BEING ALIVE. Incident. LAUGHTER SCIENTISTS, SAY ‘ATTACK’ IS AN UNFAIR WORD BECAUSE IT IMPLIES SHARKS, HAVE THE INTENTION OF HURTING PEOPLE. AND ONE SCIENTIST, ADDING VERY RARELY ARE HUMANS CONSUMED BY SHARKS. LAUGHTER I’M GON NA GO WITH ONCE IS ENOUGH. LAUGHTER. I DON’T THINK PEOPLE WOULD FEEL GREAT IF MY SHOW CAME WITH THE DISCLAIMER. Very RARELY ARE AUDIENCE MEMBERS CONSUMED BY THE HOST., LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE, PIANO, RIFF, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE. Meanwhile, A GLOBAL EMOJI TREND REPORT WAS JUST RELEASED, REVEALING THE MOST MISUNDERSTOOD IN THE WORLD.. Apparently, AMONG THE MOST CONFUSING EMOJIS FOR USERS, THE EGGPLANT SYMBOL EDGED OUT THE PEACH. LAUGHTER WARNING: DO NOT GOOGLE EGGPLANT, EDGES, PEACH. LAUGHTER? Meanwhile, A FINGERPRINT FOUND ON A 500 YEAR OLD STATUE MAY BELONG TO MICHELANGELO. GOT HIM NOW. We CAN FINALLY SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF WHO MADE THIS MICHELANGELO STATUE LAUGHTER. So, WHERE EXACTLY DID CURATOR’S FIND THIS 500 YEAR OLD FINGERPRINT ON THE FIGURINE’S BUTTOCKS. FINGER ON THE BUTT? Clearly, MICHELANGELO HAD JUST READ THE JULY 1532 ISSUE OF IL COSMEPOLITANO EDIZIONE SEXY. BAD ITALIAN ACCENT THAT A ONEA CRAZY TRICK THAT WILL A MAKE HIM A SAY: ATSA SPICY, A MEAT, A BALL WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MSNBC’S JOY, REID.

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